1.  I am well on my way to becoming an 83-year-old woman named Mags.

2.  I live way too close to a cupcake store.  My paycheck will be dearly missed.

3.  I like pretty things, hence decorating with my perfume, a cupcake porcelain thingy, cool jars, candles, a bottle of vodka, floral prints, and a single teacup and saucer.